mr. mephistof-o-fleas the Kringle Kat sez:

"I'm a qualified brain surgeon..I don't have to do this. You know....besides, it's hard to pad these shows out to 30 minutes.............no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do....but now it's just gotten....entirely too silly..........actually almost every enjoys a good Laugh more than I do............(compliments of Monty the Python, season one, the naughty bits bit by bit.............and many happy returns of the year of their Big Reunion -a tight squeeze on Broadway since the gentlemen have put on many bits of weight...but it all worked out, I hear, and no Pythons were hurt in the making of this show.

Semi-seriously, we do have a mysterious Christmas Cat who showed up on our front porch and is just the cue-test being---Hello Kitty!!! (can you say hello back? Anybody?) He is surely an (r)eject ed Haus Katzen and we are hot on the trail of a hot house--just a warm garage would be ok too).............wait a minute>>>>C Cat is trying to say something.........what's that?..........O....I see...well. I'll tell them. (HE'S GOING TO TELL HE'S GOING TO TELL HE'S GOING TO HELL..wait a minim.............)

CC tells me to tell you he will go anyplace warm on one condition...no, TWO conditions:...there has to be at least one Catalina--he means a female Kat-- the Krazier the better--and, the more the Merrier ladies, the Merrier old soul will CCat be. O ho ho ho..the other stipulation is that he will immediately be promoted to the Alpha Caliphate.....and all other so- called uncle toms will be exiled, as the song of the cat sez, "Far Beyond the Northern Sea!" (Mr. Fawlty adds,........"or preferably, IN IT!--a Stage Whisperer so to speak.............."do not go softly" sez Dylan--the dead Dylan-- and the Big Stick is optional.

I f none of this makes any sense, all the reader needs to view is the Complete Fawlty Towers and the Collected Works of Monty Python( in 14 volumes). And after you do that..........



then we'll see if you like a good laugh more than I do!